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celebrates the un-employees of the world!

today's winner:

the head of security on the sirius star.


we don't know who you are and we hope you aren't hurt....but hey. you were the guy (?gal?) in charge of the 'no pirates' rule on your huge saudi ship named the 'sirius star.' now you've gone and let some old-fashioned pirates climb aboard your 30' hull, in broad daylight waaaaaaaaaaay off the coast of east africa. when we hear a pirate story, we prefer it be done by disney or our crazy uncles who've had too much to drink around a campfire. stay tuned while we watch this one unfold!
our november winner:



alan greenspan.you used to be the guy who watched our money under reagan, bush(s) and clinton. so when you raised your right hand and swore to tell the truth in front of congress... we all leaned forward to listen. and here's what you said about the stock market (and we paraphrase): "tell you the truth, i don't know what's going on with wall street." are you kidding? o snap! maybe we need more than one person working on this?

our august winner:




nick from new jersey! congratulations! you have taken cigar smoking, tobacco leaf prepping and dog walking to new heights of sophistication. nick --- we appluad you and suggest you grab a latte at the nearest sta#b%@ks, b4 they leave your neighborhood for good. and nick, don't despair. look to your left. there's a column full of helpful links! browse the gaggle of websites which will inspire you to get your head in the game and find the coolest next job ever! good luck!

our october winner:



iget2meet:dick fuld.

yikes. what a face. lehman bros sends dick 'the gorilla' fuld packing. we don't applaud you, but since no one is e mailing us from our wonderful ads on craigslist asking for nominees for this highest of highest of honors...we choose to make you our un-employee of the month. for now! we're not sure how long we can take your face on our site, but you are the most scary looking fired ceo of the latest banking crisis.


our september winner:




yang peiyi from china! congratulations! not a perfect 10! she wanted to teach the world to sing but no such luck. after training hard to preform the chinese national anthem at the opening of the beijing olympic games, yang peiyi was sacked by the politburo. reason given... poor orthodontics. we salute you yang because nowhere in the extreme makeover culture of the us would we do such a thing. we think youÕre beautiful in fact we think you're an 11.



our october winner:



iget2meet:pervez musharraf .

pakistan sends pervez packing! we don't applaud you, but since no one is e mailing us from our wonderful ads on craigslist asking for nominees for this highest of highest of honors...we choose to satirize your sorry state of affairs and make you our un-employee of the month. for now!

and iget2work nation, Please email me if you wish to be considered for our next employee of the month or if you know someone who should. Maybe someday we'll actually give our EOTM an awesome prize.

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